Born of part man, part woman and raised in the suburbs of sunny Florida. He came from humble beginnings, because he doesn’t know any better then to be humble. Who once faced life and death struggles that would crush spirits and leave many broken. Not saying he’s not, he just has a good way of hiding it (but seriously, don’t mention anything about Christmas ads to him). Now he’s ready to take the bull by the horns, but he’ll be willing to just take on a client’s brief, because bulls are flipping scary, man. He can write a $h*%-ton of copy (doesn't mean its all gold) and make a mean cup of joe, though he’s never worked as a barista. You can have him in your building, for the simple prerequisite of Hawaiian Shirt Fridays, or the celebration of Thirsty Thursdays. Or both. Or neither. He’s flexible.